At 1:00 a.m. he grabs his phone and start typing.
Do you have a band-aid?
Hmm, I don’t think so
Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you
I got alcohol tho
They said it cures any kind of wounds
My father said that alcohol is not the answer to my problems
But at least it makes me forget the question
Hahaha I really have to agree with your father
So tell me Boy what do you do?
I breathe awesomely through this vain world
And sometimes rule the kings landing as if I’m protecting the realm
That word usually followed by “and it feels good”
What about you, Mel? What do you do?
Hahaha, I see someone’s not just good with his mouth, huh?
Oh, me? Just the usual. I wake up and go on with my life as the gift that I am to everyone around me
I’m also secretly wonder woman but just keep that one down low shall we?
I can do much with my mouth tho
There are so many things human mouth can do. Why waste it on talking?
Your secret safe with me
I know right
Like eating for example
I mean, licking an ice cream
Like sucking a lollipop of course
You know what sucks?
and life, of course
Oh that one without a doubt
So tell me
What you really do?
Besides being a wonder woman by night
By night? Please, I’m on wonder woman mode 24/7 ok
I’m an SEO
Oh, I’m so sorry
What about you?
I’m just a typical law student
I wish I was Bruce Wayne tho
A multimillionaire by day, badass vigilante by night
Well, if you were actually Batman then I don’t think you’d tell me would ya?
Oh, honey, I’m no Batman
I’m just another side-kick
Read my name. Boy
As if I were a superhero, the name would be Super Boy
Not a fucking Super Man
How did I even miss that one?
I always love Anderson’s colour palette
It’s also beautifully synchronized
And his symmetrical signature
That’s how movie maker should put an effort in every shot
Because you know, every shot is a painting
Wes Anderson’s movies are all individual work of art
Anyone who disagrees with me can fight me
It’s all so chaotically reposeful
I wanna fight with you
But I don’t wanna disagree
Well, we could find something else we disagree on and fight about it cause you seem like you’re fun to fight with
Be careful with your words, Mel
I have one fight in mind that may please us both
Who said anything about not liking bites?
Hahaha really, do I wanna know the answer?
Whoaa, someone is naughty
One word. Three letters. First is S and last is X
Take a guess
You have one shot
Ughh, this is so hard
Hmmm, idk, sux???
Cause I mean, life sux but Melissa sux better
“Ughh, this is so hard”
That has many interpretations
Hahaha, good one. But I’d prefer vacuum cleaner over you
Whoa, who said anything about me wanting to replace your vacuum cleaner, Mr?
I’m sorry, my mistake
Wait a second. where were we?
Oh, we can fight over something with S and X
Ah, damn it! I knew it was gonna be a sax
Hahaha, you should’ve said that
Anyway, let’s sleep
I know, my bad
Ok, on whose bed?
Who said anything about sleeping together?
But if you insist, I’d prefer your bed. I don’t wanna ruin mine
Hahaha us together? no one boo
But seriously, I’m going to sleep
And don’t forget to get your room clean, Melissa. We’ll do it in your bed tomorrow
Yeah, either way, I’m still pretty confident that I can use my mouth better than you do
Of course, to talk
Don’t worry, my bed and I are like Wes Anderson movies; chaotically reposeful
Good night, Boy
Next morning, with his head full of hazy memories, he read all the conversation. He smirked as if nothing happened.